Martin: Oh, what happened?
Niles: Got some bad news at the "s" bank. Apparently I suffer from low motility. Oh, sorry, son. How'd Daphne take it?
Niles: Uh, well I haven't had the heart to tell her yet. But I'm hoping I won't have to. I did some research today and I found out, there's some things I can do to... rouse the troops.
Martin: Oh, yeah? Like what?
Niles: Uh, for instance wearing baggy pants. And boxers instead of briefs. Studies show that men who allow their genitals to swing freely...
Martin: Okay, got it!