Quote from Martin in No Sex Please, We're Skittish
Daphne: I just thought this would be the first child for both of us. You could be a daddy already. There could be dozens of little Niles Cranes running around. He could be your son. Or him. Niles: Oh, please, they look nothing like me. Besides, I only went down there one time. It's possible they never used my sample. [An extremely handsome blonde-haired man with an incredible physique comes over to the table] Man: Can I borrow your sugar? Daphne: Yeah. Niles: [watching the man walk away] I better look into this.