Quote from Frasier in Fathers and Sons
Martin: Hey, Roz. How was the dog park? Roz: Well, I got a phone number. Martin: Oh, nice. Frasier: Is that why you people have pets? To get dates? Roz: No, but it's a plus. I've never met one person who didn't get at least one date through their pet. Frasier: Well, meet me! Four years of high school and not a single encounter generated. Stupid fish.