Quote from Frasier in Roe to Perdition
Niles: What you doing, Dad? Martin: Oh, this stupid bank's automated voice system. It's like a maze! Frasier: All right, give it here. [taking the phone] You just push 0 and you'll get an operator. Little trick I learned. Another menu, hmm. Sometimes it's a star. All right, maybe 1 will get me back to a main menu. Ah. Here you go. Martin: Got me to the right department? Frasier: No, but if I remember my high school Spanish correctly, you just qualified for a small-business loan.