Frasier: You are trying to bribe Dad to have Christmas at your place.
Niles: Oh, and what about you buying him the dancing Santa? A surprising gift considering you threw his last one off the balcony.
Martin: You did what? That Santa never did anything to hurt you. All he ever did was dance and try to make people happy.
Frasier: Yes, yes. All right, Dad.
Martin: Why’d you do it?
Frasier: All right!