Quote from Gertrude in Tales from the Crypt
Gertrude: Where have you been? Courier: I'm sorry, I had a hard time finding this place. I checked the directory for "Crane," but it had "Old Bat" next to this apartment number. Gertrude: [to herself] A little obvious, but not bad. Gertrude: I want you to deliver this "Baby-I-Have-To-Tinkle" doll to Jason White, Floyd Middle School. This is the address. I mean, he should be in gym class about now. Courier: I don't think I'm allowed to just walk into his school, ma'am. Gertrude: No, it's okay. I'm his grandmother. And you have to say this. Courier: "Your mommy said, bring this to you at school to lift your spirits. See? Your dolly has accidents, too." You really want me to say that? Gertrude: Yes, and very loudly. The poor thing's hard-of-hearing.