Niles: Your first date?
Mr. Moon: She had me over for dinner.
Gertrude: Oh, do you remember, I cooked you bubble and squeak.
Mr. Moon: And then we went out, got squiffy and half starkers and snogged behind the chippy.
[Mr. Moon and Gertrude laugh]
Niles: You lost me after the word "dinner," but the language of love is universal.