Frasier: Here we are. Plato's Republic. Can't say I agree with everything in there, but it's a place to start.
Niles: Oh, there's a little tear in the cover. Would you get me another copy?
Frasier: Good heavens, Niles. What am I, your lackey?
Niles: No, no, no. I-I'm just engrossed in this "Heroes of Nahz-KAR."