Quote from Martin in The Proposal
Martin: Okay, I'll tell you the truth. You know, I was shot, right? Gertrude: Yes, in the hip. Martin: Except that the damage wasn't confined to the hip. There were fragments that traveled... south. Gertrude: Oh. You mean...? Martin: Yep. Gertrude: Yes, but you can still... Martin: Nope. Gertrude: But they have pills now... Martin: Nope. Gertrude: Acupuncture? Martin: Ooh! Don't remind me. No, the sad fact is, it just doesn't work. I have absolutely no sexual feeling in my groin area, period.