Quote from Frasier in Sharing Kirby
Kirby: I was hoping you could go over my resumé. Frasier: Oh, well, uh, all right, Kirby. Uh... although I must tell you that the station manager has final say in these matters. Kirby: I fudged a little bit on my job history. Frasier: So you never actually worked at NASA? Kirby: Or Burger King.