Daphne: He's so lucky to be musical. [to Niles] I'd give my right hand to be able to play the piano the way you do.
Niles: Hmm, sounds a bit like O. Henry meets Steven King, but still, if you're serious, I'd be willing to give you lessons.
Daphne: I'd love that. I've wanted to play ever since I was little, and my family would sing rugby songs after my brothers' matches. I can still see them, all muddied and bloodied, belting out songs like "The Old She-Crab" and "I Like A Moose." Once, one of Michael's teeth fell out right in the middle of "Four Old Whores".