Frasier: I tell you, Roz, it was the worst night of my life. Just as I begin to doze off, the damned cricket would start stridulating again. Honestly, have you any idea what it's like to be awaken intermittently throughout an entire night?
Roz: I have a three-year-old. I can't remember the last time I slept through a night.
Frasier: Yes, of course, but this constant chirping and chirping, over and over. Really, you can't imagine it.
Roz: Really? Did the cricket crawl into bed with you? Did the cricket throw up on you?
Frasier: Gee, I wish I had a three-year-old so I could win every argument.