Daphne: Oh, it's not you, it's me!
Niles: Oh, don't be silly. You're light as a feather.
Daphne: Oh, Niles, look at me. I'm a tub.
Niles: Darling, no. You might be perhaps a little bit sturdier, but I love you no matter what your size. I need to create some sort of fulcrum.