Frasier: If I may have your attention, ladies and gentlemen. Tonight, my brother, Niles Crane, and I had hoped to bring a great talent back to the stage. A truly, truly gifted actor, a man we greatly admire...
[As Jackson belly crawls along the stage, the audience starts applauding]
Frasier: Yes, yes, he does deserve your applause, but in a tragedy befitting of the Bard himself, it seems
that... [Frasier notices Jackson has made it to the chair on the stage] It seems he's ready to begin. Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you now to a hall... in Elsinore Castle.
Jackson: Ohhhhhhhhh, I die, Horatio! [exaggerated gasp]