Niles: Frasier, I got your message, it sounded urgent.
Frasier: Yes, yes, it's about Jackson.
Niles: Oh please, don't tell me he's getting any worse. Yesterday, I saw the stagehands passing out earplugs.
Frasier: It's not his fault. He's only rusty. After years on that ridiculous space opera, he's picked up some bad habits. Well, I was fortunate enough to find a videotape of his one-man show. Once he sees this, it will remind him of what good acting is. You know, shake loose the artist from the android.
Niles: That, sir, is why you are the first "Crane" in "Crane & Crane Productions".