Frasier: Hello, Mr. Hedley. Uh, may I say, it's an honor to see you again.
Jackson: Thank you. So what would you like to be autographed today?
Frasier: Actually, I already have your autograph. I got it after seeing your performance of Hamlet.
Jackson: Oh, my. That was a long time ago.
Frasier: But not forgotten. May I say, on behalf of my brother and myself, thank you for opening our young eyes to the wonders of Shakespeare.
Jackson: You are more than welcome.
Frasier: Tell me, do you get to do much theater anymore?
Jackson: Oh no, I'm afraid those days are over. The show became so popular. I can't get cast as anything but an android. A cyborg. Or, when I get the chance to really spread my wings, a mutant.