Frasier: Well, Dad, how do I look?
Martin: Well, a smile'd help.
Frasier: Oh, I know, it's just that this whole Mary thing's got me kinda upset. You know, that woman grew up in Seattle, she's never even seen that parade. It's a sacrilege. My God, you know, this event, it's an institution. It carries with it a tradition of pride and pageantry and old-fashioned good times. You know, that's not bad. I think I might open with it.