Daphne: Niles.
Niles: Sorry I'm late, Mel picked a restaurant on the other side of town.
Daphne: I'm getting so tired of that woman's antics.
Martin: Antics, that's what they are!
[Martin groans as Daphne digs in deeper with the massage]
Daphne: This whole charade, making you pretend you're a happy couple, it's so unfair.
Martin: Criminal! She won't even allow you to be seen in public together. Did you hear that?
Daphne: Give it up, old man, the massage is over.