Niles: No, this is about Daphne. I burned my hand while I was cooking and she began putting first aid cream on it and in a very tender way and then, uh, Dad came in and she jumped as if she felt guilty. Is it possible Daphne has feelings for me?
Frasier: [without delay] No.
Niles: Ah, well. As long as you've considered it from all angles.
Frasier: If she was tender it was because you burnt your hand. If she jumped it was because Dad startled her. Come on, Niles, can't you see what's really going on here?
Niles: Well, obviously, I haven't a clue. I thought that man's monkey was waving hello.