Quote from Niles in The Dog That Rocks the Cradle
Frasier: Good afternoon, Niles. Niles: Coffee's on me. I'm back at Verdant Hills cemetery. Frasier: Oh. Well, congratulations, nothing left now but all that pesky waiting. Niles: I haven't got the official word yet but I've called in a favor. Bruce McGuirk he's on the board of directors. I gave him grief counseling when his uncle was lost at sea. And it occurred to me, there's a plot gone begging.