Quote from Niles in Everyone's a Critic
Frasier: My God, it's for the Cecilia Bartoli concert. My God, they've been sold out for months. How on earth did you score these tickets? Niles: I simply phoned the box office and said this is Niles Crane, the new arts critic for "The Monocle." Daphne: "The Monocle"? Isn't that that magazine they hand out to rich people in all the snootiest apartment buildings? Niles: And the snootiest hotels.