Martin: What the hell's the matter with you?
Niles: Oh, I'm sorry. Dad, you can't expect me to let him sit there in his booster seat and tell me I lack self-awareness.
Martin: He's going to pick up on what you're saying. Do you want the whole thing to blow up?
Niles: Dad, this level of denial is unhealthy.
Martin: We're not in denial! Everything's perfect! This is the best birthday I've ever had!