Martin: What happened?
Frasier: Well, it started off well enough. First they seated us at a superb table, much better than the one next to us, at which, unfortunately, they sat Daphne and Donny.
Martin: Oh, jeez.
Frasier: They were being very affectionate, of course,whispering, laughing, holding hands.
Niles: This in a place where people were trying to eat.
Frasier: Well, in an attempt to make things better, I suggested that Niles and I switch seats so that he could face the other table. Of course, only moments later they seated Maris there with her new boyfriend. Also being affectionate.
Niles: Grooming each other like spider monkeys. She was deliberately taunting me, playing the same coquettish games we used to play in restaurants, batting her eyes and coyly hiding behind her breadstick.