[Martin walks in on Niles dipping balloons in a glass of water before shaking them off]
Martin: Should I even ask?
Niles: These balloons come in an unsealed package, covered with some mysterious dust, straight from some southeast Asian sweatshop. Doesn't that worry you?
Martin: Oh, you bet it does. I remember back in Korea, we'd crouch in our foxholes, scared to death those bastards were gonna drop balloons on us.