Quote from Frasier in Dial M for Martin
Frasier: All right, just hold it. Nobody's canceling anything. For God's sake, the man just fell down a flight of stairs today, he could hardly have been hurt worse stumbling in a carpeted hallway. [The elevator door opens to reveal Rebecca, just as Frasier tries to lift Martin from the ground] Frasier: Get up, ya big crybaby. No pain, no gain. Martin: Oh, no, but it hurts! Frasier: Oh, Dad, boo-hoo! I want you out of here! I don't care if you have to crawl like a bog turtle! ... Oh, Rebecca. I didn't see you standing there. Why don't you just step on over my father, help yourself to some wine? Rebecca: What kind of a heartless bastard are you? Frasier: Oh, no, Rebecca, you don't understand. It's not the way it looks. He's very resilient! He's been shot before!