Frasier: I swear to God, I feel like I have a curse on my head.
Niles: Frasier, you are a man of science. You know curses don't exist. There's a perfectly rational explanation for all of this. You tripped and fell into the poison ivy. Your radio station changed formats. Your wife didn't love you.
Frasier: If this is a pep talk, would you kindly segue way to the peppy part?