Quote from Niles in The Maris Counselor
Martin: Well, I haven't exactly been burning things up lately. Frasier: [as his glass is refilled] Thank you, dad. Martin: Things with Sherry fizzled, Sleeping Beauty tonight. I think maybe I deserve the booby prize. Niles: I'll challenge you. Fifteen years with Maris, I end up in bed with her lover. Martin: Geez, I didn't need to hear that! Niles: No, no, it was an accident. It was pitch dark, I thought he was Maris. Frasier: A natural mistake. Uh, what tipped you off? Niles: The heat from her side of the bed.