Quote from Niles in Where Every Bloke Knows Your Name
Niles: These biscotti represent an all-time low. Chalky aftertaste, inelegant aroma, spongy.
Frasier: Yes, and what is a spongy biscotti but an unwelcome trespasser into Madeline territory?
Niles: Have you seen how stale these pistachios are? It's like swallowing gravel. It's a wonder I escaped permanent injury.
Frasier: Yes, your ability to cheat death at every turn never ceases to amaze.