Young Frasier: I specifically requested my macaroni & cheese al denté.
Young Niles: I know. This lunch is a culinary Hindenberg.
Young Frasier: Niles, have you ever considered that our food may be payback for your recent editorial, "Cafeteria Of Shame"?
Young Niles: Well, they can't intimidate me. They'll never silence my pen. I could write an exposé on their baked goods alone.
Young Frasier: Yes, this is the hardest roll since Hamlet.
Young Niles: Good one, Frasier. May I use it?
Young Frasier: But of course.