Quote from Niles in Where Every Bloke Knows Your Name
Niles: Is there a problem? Frasier: Well, yes. There's a billiard tournament at the pub tonight. Niles: You're passing up "Orpheus & Eurydice" to shoot pool at some sticky-floored saloon? Frasier: Yeah. Well, my partner, Terrence, has agreed to skip a family wedding just to participate. I can't leave him in the lurch. Isn't there somebody else who could take my place? Niles: At this point I'd just as soon be by myself. My brother has abandoned me. My wife is cursing my name. Tonight when Orpheus descends into hell, I'll be there waiting for him with a fruit basket.