Quote from Martin in Desperately Seeking Closure
Daphne: Good Lord! Martin: What? Daphne: Look at this headline. Martin: "Martin Crane Dead". Whoa! Bet you don't need much coffee after that. Gee, fifty eight, poor guy, hardly had a life. Daphne: Handsome fellow, though. Martin: Yeah. Multi-millionaire, decorated war hero, wrote a spy novel. "Survived by his wife, Florence, a former Miss. Washington and two sons, Joe, a Marine Corps colonel, and the professional baseball player, Mickey Crane". Nothing like starting the day off jealous of a dead guy.