Niles: Well, think about it. How did you two first meet? She came to your rescue.Who initiated the first sexual encounter? She did.
Martin: She did?! For God's sake, who's wearing the pants in this relationship?
Niles: My point exactly, Dad.
Frasier: Oh, fine, look, as much fun it must be to spin out this little theory, it's entirely without foundation. [open chimes] Dear God, there's my rosemary bread!