Frasier: You know, frankly, I'm sick and tired of everyone's pity. The fact is I did meet a woman down there. A perfectly fabulous woman. We had an utterly romantic weekend.
Martin: Well, why didn't you just tell us that from the start?
Frasier: Well, I'm not at liberty to discuss it.
Niles: Oh, yes, that pesky Club Med oath of silence.