Quote from Frasier in Three Dates and a Break Up
Frasier: I came up with a rather ingenious plan to occupy their evening. I bought tickets to an event that's right up their aisle. I felt so mortified just buying the tickets, I paid cash so they couldn't trace it back to me. [Martin and Sherry enter the coffeehouse] Waitress: Excuse me, people. Did somebody leave some tickets back here? Frasier: Oh, good Lord. Yes. Waitress: Something called, "Nashville on Ice". Frasier: Yes, right here. Waitress: "The All-Skating Country Jamboree." Frasier: Oh, don't look so smug. You try skating and blowing into a jug while your heart's breaking.