Martin: I'd love to cook a nice romantic dinner for Sherry, but I can't do it at her place because I'm allergic to her cats and there's just no privacy around here.
Niles: Say no more, Dad. My bachelor pad is the perfect place to entertain a young lady. Just remember: Always use coasters, no snacking in the carpeted areas, and close the art books after viewing so you don't crease the spine.
Frasier: I believe they have the same rules at the Playboy Mansion.