Quote from Niles in Our Father Whose Art Ain't Heaven
Martin: I'm getting rid of that damn painting right now. I just wish I knew why you told the waiter you loved it so much? Frasier: I was lying to him. Martin: But you can't lie to me? Frasier: Dad. Dad, please. Please stop crying. I want to keep it now. Martin: No, it's no good. Frasier: No, no, it is good. It's very good. I love it. Niles: Well, I found the- the- Uh, Dad, are you crying? Frasier, what happ- Oh, my God, you're crying, too. Why is everybody crying? You know how I get when other people cry. Tell me what happened. Frasier: I made our father cry. Martin: I'm not crying. Frasier: Well, I am. I'm the most ungrateful son there is. Martin: I can never do anything for my sons! Niles: [wailing] No one wants to come to my party!