Quote from Martin in Our Father Whose Art Ain't Heaven
Martin: I know what you're doing, you know. I'm not stupid. Frasier: What are you talking about? Martin: You're eating light? All the way over here you had the same look on your face that Eddie gets when he hears a can opener. Frasier: Look, Dad, it's just that I'm not that comfortable ordering an expensive meal when you're paying. Martin: Well, what's the big deal? You take me to places like this all the time. Frasier: I can afford it! I'm sorry. I didn't mean that the way it sounded. I know how you feel. Martin: No, you don't. You're always paying for me and I'm never allowed to pay for you. Well, it feels pretty lousy. Well, go ahead, Mr. Bigshot, you pay!