Reggie: Hey Doc, wait. You sounded like you really knew what you were talking about. There's this little problem I've been having and I was wondering if maybe you could help me out?
Niles: What is it?
Reggie: You see, for the last two weeks, every time I get my hands on the pill I choke.
Niles: Well, have you tried mashing it with a spoon?
Reggie: You don't watch much basketball, do you?