Quote from Niles in Police Story
Niles: I'll have a grande half-caf latte, with a whisper of cinnamon. And for my father, plain coffee. I cannot emphasize the word "plain" enough. No foam, no cinnamon, no exotic flavors. If it is not plain, I take no responsibility for the consequences. Waitress: How about a biscotti? Niles: All right. But when you bring it, call it a cookie.