Frasier: Dad, are you going to watch something now?
Martin: Yeah, the championship fight. But don't worry, I'm using my earphones, I won't bother anyone.
Daphne: Oh, you've already been a bother. Making me hide the sports section so he won't see it. Making me turn the news off because they might say who won.
Frasier: I don't understand.
Martin: Well, the fight was last night. It was on Pay TV. But one of my police buddies has a pirate antenna, so he taped it and they messengered one to me in an envelope marked "Official Business."
Frasier: Another inspiring tale of our men in law enforcement.