Frasier: Hello, Polly. How can I help you?
Polly: "Oh, I'm so glad I got through. I'm sitting here not knowing what to do. I find myself lacking a certain spice."
Frasier: Well Polly, if you want to shake up your routine, why don't you, er, try something new and dangerous? Er, skydiving, belly-dancing, perhaps? That ought to add some spice.
Polly: "What are you talking about? I'm making an apple tart and I'm out of cinnamon!"
Frasier: I see. Listeners, for the fourth time this hour, I am not The Happy Chef. I am The Irritated Psychiatrist, Dr. Frasier Crane. We'll be right back after the news.