Frasier: Oh, Niles. What are you doing here?
Niles: Oh, just stopped by to see how you'd like to go to lunch next week at the Empire Club.
Frasier: You know someone who's a member?
Niles: No, but you may.
Frasier: What are you up to? You have that same smug look you had on your face when you found that recording of Kirsten Flagstad's 1932 "Gotterdammerung" in the discount bin.