Martin: I'll bet you don't even have any tools around here.
Frasier: Oh, well, that's where you're wrong. Let me show you something, mister. Here-
Frasier: See this? Every possible tool for every possible need. Got this from Hammacher-Schlemmer.
Niles: Is that turquoise inlay?
Frasier: Yes, it also comes in ebony and onyx.
Niles: Onyx. Onyx is so showy. I don't think-
Frasier: Oh, I don't think so. I love onyx, onyx is a stone that resonates within me...