Quote from Niles in Author, Author
Frasier: Niles, what the hell are you doing? I don't want to write a book, for God's sake. I'm out of here. Niles: Frasier, I know it's asking a big favor. I mean, I know you're busy. But I just want you to know that all of my life I've dreamed of one thing: the day I could go into a library and go to the card catalog and see my name under "mental illness".