Frasier: Hi, we're back. Well, you know what? I- I realize it's been a pretty tough day out there for most of you, and, uh, I'd like to hear now from someone who's having a good Christmas. Um, you know, someone who's learned a way to beat the holiday blues. Well, let's take our first call here. Hello, you're on the air.
Jeff: "This is Jeff."
Frasier: Hello, Jeff. Well, Merry Christmas.
Jeff: "Well, Merry Christmas to you. I used to get depressed on Christmas. And then I found a surefire way to beat it: I'd pop my favorite movie, 'The Sound Of Music', in the VCR. Watching Julie Andrews lead those adorable little tykes through the streets of Salzburg, nobody could be depressed. I mean, nobody."
Frasier: Jeff, are you a betting man?