Quote from Frasier in Call Me Irresponsible
Daphne: Now, the theme this year is Santa's workshop. Everybody put on your little elf hats. Frasier: I am not putting this on my head! I mean, for God's sake, I'm a respected professional! Martin: But if you don't, it'll look stupid! Frasier: Oh, I think the ship has already sailed on that one. Martin: Just put the hat on, Frasier. Frasier: You can't tell me what to do. Martin: I am telling you. Put the hat on. Frasier: The days are gone when you can just sit me on top of some stupid old Packard and make me wear a matching sweater with my little brother. Daphne: Boys, please, don't fight! Are you forgetting what day it is? Frasier: It's October 21!