Quote from Niles in Dinner at Eight
Frasier: You and I have to broaden Dad's horizons, show him the world that he's only read about in TV Guide. Niles: How about an evening of fine dining? Frasier: Perfect. But where? Both: Le Cigare Volant! Niles: But can we really get in? I've been trying for months. Frasier: Oh, please, Niles. You're forgetting the cachet my name carries in this town. Niles: Actually, I'm not. If the maitre d' happens to be a housewife, we're in. Frasier: Niles, you are so mean.