Frasier: It doesn't have to be a long, drawn out conversation. I'm talking three minutes of your life.
Martin: Well, I hope it really is only three minutes, because my program's coming on.
Frasier: Well, if it will make you any happier I'll get the egg timer and I'll set it for three minutes.
Martin: So what do you want to talk about?
Frasier: Well, the idea is for us to have a normal, honest conversation. Just like two normal people. Without getting on each other's nerves. Ready? Go.
Martin: This is stupid.
Frasier: One second? That's our personal best?