Frasier: Well, here we are. Rest assured. The refrigerator is stocked with your favorite beer, Ballantine. And we've got plenty of hot links and coleslaw and I just rented a Charles Bronson movie for later.
Martin: Let's cut the "Welcome to Camp Crane" speech, we all know why I'm here. Your old man can't be left alone for ten minutes without falling on his ass and Frasier got stuck with me. Isn't that right?
Frasier and Niles: No, no!
Frasier: I want you here. It'll give us a chance to get reacquainted.
Martin: That implies we were acquainted at one point.
[Niles laughs]