Quote from Niles in The Good Son
Niles: So I said to the gardener, "Yoshi, I do not want a Zen garden in my back yard. If I want to rake gravel every ten minutes to maintain my inner harmony, I'll move to Yokohama." Well, this offends him, so he starts pulling up Maris' prized camellias by the handful. Well, I couldn't stand for that, so I marched right into the morning room and locked the door until he cooled down.